thnksfrthnghtmrs: guys its official i switched the date to 12/21/12 on animal crossing and nothing happened so its all gonna be ok
justasmallbloginabigklainefandom: Starkid is just a group grown adults and good rolemodels, mom
glimpseofagirl: allyouneedislove-andacat: sherlielocks: jotunss: unnnie: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages. “You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings myspace crocs First piece of bread in a loaf.
redvinesandlasers: Like a good neighbor state farm is there, with the starkids, and a puppy.
kazblogsandstuff: cabradine: cakeballseverpee: Do colors have fandoms Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome I totally ship it with turquoise I ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW): Unpopular opinion fuckyeahcolorconfessions.tumblr.com
exchanged-student-from-tennessee: Am I gonna be able to sing in the shower in college or..
nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
jpovolo: if there was ever a movie about my life i want the last scene to be me putting on sunglasses while walking away from an explosion in slow motion as the laughing version of what makes you beautiful plays in the background
xoxogossipgill: If you really feel that personally victimized by the fact a cookie company supports gay rights, you need to take a look at your life. I mean it’s not like every time you buy a cookie two men come and have sex on your kitchen counter. Every time you buy a cookie, you buy a cookie. Then eat it. Yum.
taeomi: if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me i hope you find $20 on the ground today
ilovestarkid: twospoonsofoatmealacouplanuts: ...
drunkblogging: hannameth: there really is good amazing beautiful people in the world this makes me sooo happy
therealhamster: do you ever just wanna do a backflip but realize you cant
sexymixedkid: my biggest fear is saying “omg” during a job interview
iphone420: My weakness is when people tell me I make them feel better and make them laugh that’s what makes me happy
acurlyheadedman: Six websites I go to when I am upset: 1) When I am disgruntled 2) When I need a quiet place 3) When I want everything to be okay 4) When I need a hug 5) Just click this. 6) When I need to calm down.
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
heyguesswhat-shutup: tiger-festival: Okay listen the most important detail of this matter is being made very unclear Are they actually selling rainbow Oreos now or not ]]>
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me: why didn't they reply oh my god do they hate me this is all my fault why do i suck so much i'm so needy and weird and i hate everything i'm never talking to anybody again