letmesayiloveyou: i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again
Zach Woodlee. :)
wallflowerwithperks: He’s my Spirit Animal.
smooon: oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react. me
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
ok olympic pet peeve i hate how the sports announcers in the background act like they could do better like i would like to see you do a triple backflip rotation spinny thing and land it perfectly
anrdew: It was 1934 when my husband left me, alone. Life on the prairie was a dreary existence; no telephone, no radio. Only a large, majestic bird with whom I shared my feelings. One day when I was feeling alone I said to him, “Oh, bird. You can fly. You can soar miles from this lonely place, yet you stay… Why?” And apparently, my question rang true, for that afternoon, the bird left. And so...
cybergay: 16+8 is 24 and that sounds crazy like 16+ 8 equaling 24 doesn’t sound very possible but it is its true it really does equal 24
dietchola: i use a lot of exclamation points when i type i wonder if i make people nervous when they read what i’m saying
apriki: why is there even a medal in gymnastics give them all awards for even being able to do that ridiculous shit at all
albarndamon: i think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti
beautifulwhatsyourhurry: 500daysofsassy: brooksoglesby: so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off I CANTG BR EATHE AKSKDFHAKLDFAS HAAHAHAHAHA
narwhalsmash: Next time USA hosts the Olympics we should recreate that scene in Spongebob where they’re in a marching band and they play ‘Sweet Victory’
asgardasylum: I wonder if today the Potter family was just sitting around the fireplace drinking tea when they decide to turn on the tv and WHAM 40 FT VOLDEMORT and everyone just looks at Harry
tv: kenneth branagh, five-times oscar nominee
me: and five-times winner of witch weekly's most-charming-smile-award
thatfunnyblog: my little nephew has this spiderman motorcycle toy but the fiGURE IS THE FUUNIEST THING BECAUSE YOU CAN POSE IT LIKE THIS “Imma get ya bad guys” “TWERK TEAM” Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
I want to leave a mark, but the marks humans leave are too often scars.– John Green, The Fault In Our Stars (via bluebiird)
tootsienoodles: yourfictionmyreality: Wait guys what if in the closing ceremonies there’s suddenly the TARDIS noise and it appears and then the Doctor comes out and is like, “Sorry I’m late! Got the coordinates a bit wrong!” I would SOB UNCONTROLLABLY
illusemywords: s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
light-the-ice: shadow-purple: asslenko: mormondad: obama would’ve jumped from that helicopter obama would’ve piloted that helicopter and crashed it into the olympic field, only to emerge proud and unscathed from the rubble as an eagle landed on his shoulder caw caw motherfucker CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER
shawcago: “i declare these fry cook games OPEN”